One can do anything if one puts one's mind to it

It's interesting to see where everyone's mental energy is directed (or misdirected) based on their actual behavior. It's also fascinating how many crazy (to me) things that Mr. Two sets his mind to doing. You think vaseline all over the place is gross? Try sour cream, eggs, and salad dressing, all mixed together. Might not seem like such a big difference at first, but vaseline at least doesn't get smelly as it sits in Mr. Two's hair. Good thing he likes baths!